1. Was the last time you graced the RTI cell meeting when the bard called it a day and descended into his grave?

2. Do you often stare at a message that informs you of a RTI cell meeting and go like...duh! not again...i have to waste a buck on replying to this and i have to choose from my numerous excuses...or something to that effect?

3. Do you remember the RTI cell in the first place?...no no it is not the one organizing moots... nope! we don't go mountain climbing and bungee jumping either...not even the one doing plays! sigh! to refresh your memory...for the want of better words- Right to Information Cell that's what it is! Viola! now pls don't get down to asking what Right to Information is...let's say...that is what we are exercising right now!

4. Do you think the RTI cell is a bunch of jokers preparing for the next big circus and circuses do no interest you?

5. Do you earnestly strive towards getting the best non-performing asset award?

6. Do you believe that you have what it takes to be the epitome of laziness and/or shirk work quite callously?

7. Do you reckon that you are smart enough to understand the purport of the mail?

8. Do you think the Cell should shift its activities to more interesting things like screwing around with defaulting members or even better...give them hell?


If your answers to 1-7 are in the affimative singularly or jointly, we believe you know where the door is.
If your answers to 1-7 are in the negative then, we beg to differ because we think your conduct justifies a presumption to the contrary and there is no reason to suggest otherwise from any work done by you.

THIS IS NOT A SHOW CAUSE NOTICE...THIS IS A SHOW THE DOOR NOTICE. YOU CAN CHOOSE TO SHOW CAUSE THOUGH AND IT SHALL BE AT THE SOLE DISCRETION OF THE CONVENOR TO EVEN DECIDE AS TO WHETHER SUCH REPLY SHALL BE TAKEN NOTE OF!